Evil Robot Monkeys Aren't Enough?

Holy crap, I thought we had it bad with the evil robot monkeys. But now I'm hearing reports of zombies everywhere.

Jesus.

Jimmy Carter's Evil Robot Monkey Liberation Army hasn't yet been hit by the zombie scourge; perhaps our defensive tactics are finally paying off. They've kept us (mostly) safe from monkeys for almost a year now - hopefully they'll keep us safe from zombies.

Bummer about the rest of the world, though, you know?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could get the zombies and evil robot monkeys to fight each other? And then we could just swoop in at the end and kill off any last few survivors... I bet the monkeys could take out most of the zombies - they're pretty good with those laser rifles. But surely the zombies would get a few of them. And that's a few less evil robot monkeys that we need to kill.

So what do you say, surviving humans? Head on down to Atlanta and join the Army.

I've got gin.