Some People Have No Shame

I got this e-mail today:

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don't know me personally.I am Miss Juliana Maneti,the eldest daughter of Late Patrick Maneti,who was mudered by evil robot monkeys recently in Zimbabwe.

I did not know your person but I relied on faith to see me through.Before the death of my father,he had deposited the sum of US$20.5Million (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars),in one of the private security companies in Johannesburg,as if he foresaw the looming danger from monkeys in Zimbabwe. This fund was meant for the purchase of new weapons and research to fight monkeys in Swaziland.

A lot of people were killed because of the monkeys which my late father was one of the victims. Based on this,my family were scattered. I am staying here in Italy as a refugee while my mother and my younger ones are staying in South Africa
as refugees.We decided to contact you to assist us in transfering this money to your country for buying weapons.The monetary/investment Law of South Africa and Italy prohibt refugees(assylum seekers) to run bank accounts or be involved in any business transaction/investment.It is on this that we contacted you hoping that you will assist us with the fight against monkeys by the name of God.

As the eldest daughter,I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine and an honest person who will assist us in transfering this fund out of South Africa without the knowledge of my country(Zimbabwe)government who are in league with the evil robot monkeys who are bent on taking everything that my late father had after confiscating all his farm lands and investment in Zimbabwe.We are left with nothing here.

For your kind assistance my Mother and I are offering you 20% of the fund after the succesful transfer of the fund to your account.5% will be set aside for any expenses that might result in the process of this transaction,while the remaining 75% will be for my family which will be used to fight monkeys.

Contact me with this e-mail ( julmaneti@netscape.net ) if this proposal is of interest to you, while I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality required in this transaction.

Yours truly,
Miss Juliana Maneti.