Good news, Bad news

Turns out Miles lied about his name. Stupid lying pothead. His last name isn't Long, it's Davenport. God, he laughed and laughed and laughed when he confessed. I am starting to hate him already, him and his stupid cackle.

What is so damn funny? Everything I say just makes him laugh.

On the plus side, stoners suck at Scrabble. WOO!